Holy Shit.

In all my 31 years, I do believe that I have never created and expelled a shit as long as the one that was staring back at me just now from the 3rd floor women's toilet! Yup.

I give thanks to all the delicious Korean food that has been put in front of me this past week. I do believe that because of you I was able to enjoy a memorable moment in my shitting herstory. Amen, hehe.

1 comment:

damnsel said...

I have since broken this record (Lisa's longest shit) and produced one that stretched from the tip of my middle finger to the pink rose tattoo on my right arm. (and I didn't put my arm in the toilet, just close enough to get a rough measurement) Damn reason #3999 I need a digital camera!