My ass crack's a hit once again!

I held the door for the girl behind me as I left the Diaz grocery with my toilet paper and paper towels.
She followed me down the block and told me "girl, your ass is hanging out! I can see your crack...You got a quarter for the phone?"
I mumbled "No." and pushed open the door to my building and went inside.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

crack is back! you should see about getting an ass-crack pastie or something.