I'm horrified that so many women find it embarassing to talk about shitting and farting. Some say that they don't even LOOK at their poop! No wonder people have so many digestive problems. And anyway, it's definitely high on my list of funniest conversation topics. I can't imagine having missed out on all the hysterical shit stories that I've heard and told so far in my life.
And so you know, the doctor says a healthy poop should be shaped like an S or a banana and come out all in one piece. Yup.